Our first successful mission (at least that we can talk about)

It is with great pleasure that I announce that "Natasha" and I have successfully executed our first mission (that we can talk about) to keep the New Company from succeeding in its bid to force evil office products on the masses.  We introduced a computer virus into the computer running "Gertrude" which caused "her" to create all of her memos in Esperanto.  As "she" could not communicate "her" ideas, "her" staff became panicked, and until they learn Esperanto they will have to either sit on their hands and do nothing or guess what "Gertrude" wants them to do.  We figure it will take them a couple weeks to learn the new language, so we have earned 14 days * 7 billion people = 98 billion person days free from the New Company's influence!