Esperanto is so last month

I have been meaning to post for a while on this, but I kept holding off to make sure our plan was really and truly working before talking about it.  Most of you remember when we changed "Gertrude" so that she only gave instructions in Esperanto, and many of you responded with new ideas to disrupt communications at the New Company.  My wife and I considered the suggestions and came up with an awesome plan, which has now been implemented and running for at least a week.  The New Company was finally starting to understand the instructions in Esperanto, so we got our hackers to write a new module that would, like Hedy Lamarr's secret communication method, cause her to jump from language to language in a seemingly random way.  The New Company is falling behind on their translations as they don't have the key they need, and we think we will soon bring it to its figurative knees!  Thanks for your suggestions, and if you have more let me know.